15 Extremely Inappropriate Things Found In Children\’s Books

Anna Randal for Art-Sheep

Have you ever stumbled upon a book you used to read when you were a child and re-read with your adult eyes? Did you find any inappropriate language or images in it?

If you did then maybe your book is on the list below.

 

1.“I need boys – for pleasure island”

He needs what? For what island?

2. The Kiss

With which part of her body is she kissing?

3. About awkwardness

Have you ever seen a child having a morning of awkwardness with a sheep? And was it naked? And what did they do?

4. If you laugh, you are a total pussy

A game for children. Luckily there is an image explaining the game for children who can\’t yet read.

5. No children would ever want to know more about what happens in the Rogers\’ house

6. Is this the right way to teach about a horse\’s anatomy?

7. No one wants to know

8. Why is the lions\’ love life of children\’s concern?

10. \”Dick, Dick what did you lick?\”

A wiener dog named Dick licking a sausage

11. I\’m pretty sure this is not how turtles sleep

12. Fellow Fags

Fellow what?

13. No child would ever want to join

14. A book teaching children how to satisfy a cow

15. A classic Hungarian cartoon teaching children the basics